wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school
a scientist walks into a bar and says “i’ll have a glass of C2H6O” he gets kicked out for being a fuckin nerd
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off, and hide the pain you feel inside.
High school was difficult not because of the academic parts, but because of the personal parts. Ironic.
But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin